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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Today has been AWESOME so far! I feel naturally happy and excited about what is in store for me. Everyone at work has been incredibly sweet and they even got me some cards and presents. Ari gave me a gift certificate to buy new shoes, which if I haven’t said it enough, I desperately need. The sole on my right foot is almost completely ripped off. Ari, in her divine wisdom, and motherly care, thought to get me a gift that I really NEEDED. Thank the Lord. I would have had to spend my day with one shoe on and one flapping in the wind!

Also, member how I did that interview with the Daily News about living in NYC without a cell phone? Well, the reporter called me this morning and told me that they are INDEED going to take my picture to put with the article. YAYAYAYAYAY!!! Tomorrow at 1pm, I get to go stand at a pay phone in Times Square, pretending that I am making a call to all of my friends. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am hella excited. My picture is going to be in the paper a week from this Sunday. As soon as I know the link to the article, I will post it so you can all see what I look like. Unless the picture is terrible, in which case, you can keep wondering.

I got cards from my uncle and granny, both with money in them. My brother called me from Baghdad to wish me a good day. That was probably the best part of the whole day so far. It meant SO much to me to hear his voice. We had a great talk and I felt very positive when we got off the phone. It was the first time that I haven’t cried after talking to him. So that’s a good thing.

Paul is being overwhelmingly sweet today. I stayed at his place last night so that we could ring in my b-day together. I didn’t tell him that I was going to stay there, as I wanted to surprise him. Ironically enough, he went to my apartment with a bouquet of flowers, only to find me missing. He then jumped on the subway and found me in his apartment watching TV. In order to make up for me missing out on the flowers, I told him that he could buy me McDonalds. Heh heh heh. It was a pretty sweet deal. I shoved a Big Mac meal in my mouth at 1am. Nothing like making yourself extra blubbery for the birthday celebrations.

Paul let me wear his clothes today, which he never does. He is supposed to call me in a bit to let me know what he has planned for tonight. I am pretty excited to spend the evening with him. Honestly, he is the only one I want to be with tonight. It’s the first birthday of mine that we have spent together since we met. In the past he lived in Boston and could never make it. But this year I get to spend the actual day with him. I am thrilled.

Ahmad is coming up to my office to take me out to lunch. He is bringing his present for me. I have no idea what it could be, but the anticipation is definitely killing me. Remember, he says that the gift will showcase what a “good listener” he is. Eggselent.

I want to thank EVERYONE for sending me E-cards. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I opened up my “Cut the Shit” account this morning and found all of those cards. You all care! You really really do. It makes me want a hot dog REAL bad. Snicker snicks.

You are all the BREAST. Thank you from my little gay heart. Rebecca Gayheart.

So last night we had the callbacks for the show I am in. They went very well. We cast the guy I wanted and I am bubbling over with nervous excitement. Our first cast meeting is a week from tomorrow. The guy I get to kiss is so adorable and manly. We didn’t go with the super hot guy from the first night of auditions. Thank God too. He was a bit scary last night. So scary, in fact, that he made up a full script during our audition. He did like half the lines he was supposed to and completely made up other lines and said them. I just sat there thinking “You know, you are so beautiful, but if I ever have to act in another scene with you again, I am going to pee on you.” Dehydrated birthday pee, no less.

The end.

Tomorrow night is my big party. ROCK! Everyone is pretty excited, including me. Well, I HOPE me. It is MY party, afterall. And I will surely cry if I want to. I have no idea what I am going to wear. Ah geez…so much to do. We have a huge BBQ planned for Friday. I have to go tomorrow and get the food with Mariah. Damn, so much to do. I am starting to stress a bit.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So much fun and so much to do. So much to do. Let’s all say it one more time: SO MUCH TO DO!!!

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Okay, thaz it! I might not be in here for a couple of days. I am off from work tomorrow and Friday. I will try to stop in this weekend, but if I don’t…Have a WONDERFUL 4th of July my friends!

Thanks again for making my birthday extra special.